You Know You're An Apoloholic If..

• You set your alarm clock for odd times of the night to watch shows he's on.
• If every other word out of your month is Apolo.
• You find yourself biting your lips and wearing bandanas.
• You have ever taken a picture with a "soul patch" on.
• You think Apolo with two l's (Apollo) looks weird.
• You want to learn Japanese, even though you're not sure if he speaks any.
• You have a tape labeled "Apolo" and nothing else.
• You have an entire section on your computer for Apolo pictures, articles, video files, etc.
• You've been through over 100 magazines looking for a "Swoosh" ad.
• Your computer desktop is ALL Apolo--wallpaper, screensaver, icons, etc.
• You want Jay Leno's job.
• You want to go to Seattle just to get your hair cut.
• The word "definitely" is a major part of your vocabulary.
• You draw Olympic rings on everything.
• You laugh every time someone says "Oh, no".
• Your favorite number is 369, 149, or some number with "9" in it.
• You have ever spent $3 dollars for only four paragraphs (PEOPLE, March 11, 2002) Hey...there were two pictures!
• You always use "you know" between 2-3 words.
• You looked for hours on the net trying to find a video interview with Apolo and Katie. 
• You actually sat through an hour of QVC to gawk at Apolo. 
• Your AIM Icon has Apolo on it (btw, there are some on this site. Click here.).
• You check for new info, pics, articles, and video on the internet more than 2 times a day.
• You buy a $150 pair of Mojo sunglasses from the Sunglass Hut because Apolo styles them.
• You catch yourself saying "for sure."
• You stay late up night to search for different sites for Apolo.
• You want to have a copy or trade tapes of Apolo from friends in the internet and don't care how much it costs.
• You have pictures of him all over your walls.
• You are so dismayed if you found out that Apolo is not on TV.
• You have pictures of Apolo from newspaper clippings.
• You want to learn or try break dancing cuz you know Apolo dances it.
• You found yourself wearing a bandana and imagined it actually looked good on you.
• You have something to do with Apolo written on everything you own.
• You talk to your friends about Apolo and they look at you strangely and say "whatever...the Olympics are over!"
• You find yourself pushing your hair out of your face w/ your hand, even though your hair is already pulled back.
• You have a collage of him all over your assignment book...
• You have an entire 1 1/2 inch binder full of pictures, articles, and other stuff in it.
• You have accidently called your brother's dog (who is a girl) Apolo on more than one occasion. Samantha
• You have ever done a report on the Greek god Apollo, just because, well it's Apolo. - Jacy
• Every song u hear reminds u of Apolo!! - Apolosgal
• You buy Wheaties, even though you don't like them, just so you have the box with Apolo on it. - Elle
• You choose to do all of your school reports on Apolo Anton Ohno because you love learning more about him everyday!!! - Tink
• You spent a year in Europe just so you could go to the 2006 games in Italy and slept in the train station for eight hours on the floor. - Erin
• You have educated all your coworkers on ST when they pass by your computer and ask about the desktop picture featuring all the Olympic medal winners. And emphasize the 'greatest' to be Apolo. - Maria G
• You buy a box of Wheaties even though you don't eat them because Apolo is on the box. - Allison Adams
• You go to Colorado Springs to ice skate or "visit" in hopes of running into Apolo. - Toni
• You get emotional everytime you look at his book. - Fifi
• You look in magazines to try to find articles and pictures of Apolo and you get mad if you don't find any. - Emily
• You include him in all your prayers to do great and stay sexy as well as healthy. - Rachael Rae T
• You have the GapRed ad blown up to wall size and paste it to your ceiling! - Billy Gene
• You imagine yourself as the photographer of the "RED" campaign and taking advantage of the situation. - Katie
• You cut out a black construction bowtie and paste it on a Wheaties box as a date for your first prom ;) because who needs a guy when you can have a picture of Apolo. - Kat
• All your friends tell u they have to babysit so they don't have to hear u talk about Apolo and if u have pics of him all over your school bindersn and folders. - vanessa
• You get stomach flurries just by looking at his picture and pray to win the lottery so you can spend as much money as it takes to meet with him for lunch as his favorite restaurant. - Shannon
• You always want to watch everything he has ever been one, and never missed a show on Dancing with the Stars of him. - Kelly Anderson
• You have stuffed animals ALL NAMED APOLO. - Nikii
• You watch Apolo on Dancing With the Stars and hold your breath throughout practically the entire routine with a huge smile on your face. - Michelle
• You fantasize about dancing with him on the show during history class. If you refuse to answer the phone or accept phone calls even from ur best friend when he's on TV. - vanessa
• You gettin withdrawl syndrome cause you are not gonna see him dancing on tv nemore. - Marisol
• You rewind over 40 times on youtube or abc's full episode player just to see Apolo's expression of being announced as the winner Dancing with the Stars. - Andrea
• You clicked on the link for icons because you wanted to see if the icons there were different than the ones you already have. - Moi
• You have 'Dancing With The Stars' and other things ON TAPE and you watch it OVER & OVER & OVER again.......(Trust me, I do this ALL the time) - Tara
  

"An Evening with Apolo"
University of Arkansas lecture
Fayetteville Town Center
8 p.m.
April 1, 2008

A Night With Apolo
(Nikkei Concerns benefit gala)
POSTPONED
Sheraton Hotel
Seattle, WA

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